id be glad to
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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