He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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