that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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