carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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