Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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