So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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