I think my vagina is haunted
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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