it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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