Where did you get a picture of my penis
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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