We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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