just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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