Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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