I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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