My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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