He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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