Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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