He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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