fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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