Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I will pee on everything he values.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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