Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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