So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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