I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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