I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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