Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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