I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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