you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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