I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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