Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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