Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
areolas are like halos for boobs.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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