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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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