she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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