we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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