Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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