hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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