I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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