VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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