next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She's the barista slut.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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