that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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