conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Omg I joined a choir last night...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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