i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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