Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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i wish my penis had a tongue
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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