The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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