Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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