Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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