it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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