I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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