So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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