a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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