porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
