so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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