I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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