Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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