So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think your dad took our porno
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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