I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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