went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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