Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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